The Nonsensical Logic Game

I have a challenge both for myself and you here;

Can you think of something so confusingly strange that it's pretty much just nonsense? Well, spout that nonsense here and I will do my best to twist it into something that is strangely logical; to me, at least.

You can post as many times as you like, but no spouting two whole things at once. Wait until your first post has been answered by yours truely, please. :3

you don't know that I believe that what you didn't say is true.

lol i have no idea what i meant by that.

Okay. Okay. Alright. Mmmmhmmm. *nods*

Let's see here...
So what you are saying is that I am not sharing my thoughts with you, but that you can understand me just by looking at me. You know what my true heart-felt thoughts are and that I don't know you know what I am thinking, and you want to tell me even if I might not understand you. You just want to let me know that everything is alright; that you're okay with how I feel. Or are you being contradicting? You could be telling me that you know I am lying to you, and that you can easily see behind my mask to what is truthfully compelling me to do so. You could have noticed that I still believe I am fooling you, and as such you are warning me that you have all the facts -or just enough to piece things together- and that I should stop while I'm ahead of the game.

Did that help clear it up some? :3

O.O you're good x3

I try, I try x3

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you are not not not not not not not not not having that cookie right there

WOAH. That is like... A lot of 'nots' jam-packed into one sentence.

*clears throat*

What you have just accomplished there, good sir, is the most amazingly confusing 'no' of the century. Which makes me sad, because I really truely wanted that cookie. D: But since it has likely confused you as well, I can easily pretend to reflect upon it, claim that you said 'yes', steal the cookie, and flee. Surprisingly, this is one of the easier terms to decipher; as it is a mere counting game, switching between no and yes. So if ever the time comes, and someone tries to use this cheap trick on you, then all you need to do is quickly count the nots in this order; no, yes, no, yes, etc.

Oh, and btw... *snatches cookie and flees*